.05T: Hey J, did you see the WaPo Democrat candidate article? The top 15 possible 2020 Democratic nominees, ranked J: I read the article… I definitely disagree with it. T: Right? Do they think the Democrats are chasing the rest… Read More ›
Month: December 2017
Treasure and other Chests
T: You know who gets almost no press on MSN? Melania. She was on there the other day, and I had to ask myself when I had last seen her. I thought maybe they shipped her back to the motherland… Read More ›
Seven Words-a-Bleeping
Warning: the following slack chat is almost gleefully filthy, so make sure you are wearing a condom. T: Hey J, what were Carlin’s seven dirty words? J: George Carlin’s seven were shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. That… Read More ›
Slack Chat: Kids These Days
T: Hey J, do you have that seven dirty words article handy? J: Yeah, I’ve got it right here: Trump administration bans seven words at CDC The Trump administration has reportedly commanded the CDC not to use seven words in… Read More ›
Jack Clarke (Clarke with an E, damn it!)
An old friend of mine died the other day, about a month ago. I didn’t know about it till my wife showed me his obituary. An old friend… I hadn’t seen him for about 20 years. There was a picture… Read More ›
Gram from Trois-Rivières – Part II
In which the author ‘rends his garments’ so to speak. Jesus F Christ, my writing is just…terrible. What a bunch of sappy, artsy-fartsy crap. Let’s get real here, as much as I can. My Grandmother was born in 1904,… Read More ›
Mongolian Streetwalkers
T: Hey J, I got an idea for a great show. J: tv show? T: Yeah. Jersey Shore vs. Duck Dynasty in a battle to the death. The winners get to fuck the Kardashians, the losers have to go fuck… Read More ›
Shmoozing on K Street
T: Hey J, any new episodes of “As Flynn Turns” in the hopper today? J: Well, Obama’s ethics guy seems to think that he’s going to turn, and he makes a pretty persuasive argument. T: Obama’s ethics guy? Oh right,… Read More ›
Slack Chat: Never-Have-I-Ever
J: Follow the money: Trump’s Deutsche Bank Records Said to Be Subpoenaed by Mueller Special prosecutor Robert Mueller zeroed in on President Donald Trump’s business dealings with Deutsche Bank AG as his investigation into alleged Russian meddling in U.S. elections… Read More ›
Gram from Trois-Rivières
Quebec City is probably an interesting place. But if you mosey along the north bank of the St Lawrence Seaway, going west about 80 miles, you come to Trois-Rivières. We’ll stop there, even though another 80 or so miles would… Read More ›